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Of course, we know that Mr. Jones cannot live forever, but here are some signs to know whether the next such announcement is a lie:
1) James Earl Jones does not appear in a cloud offering you wisdom. #TheLionKing
2) James Earl Jones does not show up at your party with Obi Wan and Yoda. #StarWars
3) James Earl Jones is not seen anywhere near a cornfield. #FieldofDreams
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